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Kitty Cat in training…Miss Donna writes about all those FEATHERS!!

Okay ladies, whether you are bravely in your first Burlesque class or contemplating that
enticing, sexy chair tease, there is one pressing question on all the dancers minds...

What to do with all those feathers ?


As you know they get everywhere, I don’t just mean just your purse, car, drive way, and bedroom. I mean E-V-E-R-Y W-H-E-R-E!!!! So I started picking them up, they were too pretty to throw away, so I saved the nicer ones and tossed the smaller ones that had seen better days.

I put them in a rose bowl in the bedroom, that is where I practice my... um... zoning with the door locked. Now that the rose bowl is full with layers of pink perky feathers, what shall I do with them? Why have a little fun of course, I spot my husbands dress shirt hanging up and ready to wear the next day, I tuck one discretely into his shirt pocket. By noon the next day I was dying to see if he had found it so I sent him a text message while he was at lunch and had him go on an easter egg hunt for his prize. He phoned me back and was thrilled with what I had done.

I kept this up for about a week, each day, different feather, different location, Black Berry case, wallet, brief case, suit pocket and even passport. By the end of the first week he came home with not one but three bouquets of flowers.

Last week when he was traveling to the states, the Customs lady-the mean lady with the mustache who is channeling Hitler-she asked for, no... she demanded his passport, sure enough a pink feather not only came out, but flew out... and up... into the air and hesitated for awhile before it gave in to gravity.

He said it was like a movie, the feather made a figure eight before it quivered and sighed onto the counter, her eyes followed it the entire way. When it landed, and for me this is the best part, he picked it up and put it into his pocket, like a kid with a souvenir, and she said to him...“Sweetie....I am not even going to ask!”

Different day, different feather, different reactions...but a lot of fun. I also carry feathers in my purse and do you want to know why? They make me smile. When I am running around doing chores or paying bills I love it when I feather sticks to my wallet or pen or gets logged in-between receipts or bills. It also makes other people smile.

So when you find those feathers all over the house and yourself, find them a good home, one that can bring a smile or a giggle to someone you love!

Donna ...diva STILL in training.....
xxx ooo


Comments:

Check out Donna on the Global News Story from June 7th 2010!!! She has already done a boudoir photoshoot and.....now is a sexy representative on the benefits of..."zoning"" on the evening news!

Posted by Diva Di  on  2010-06-12  at  12:37 AM

oh ya....if you have issues with feathers ..imagine my life? EVERYWHERE is an understatement..my husband is embarassed with all the pink floating in our driveway..plus i have allergies...someone said to me recently that in my next life..in compensation of all the feathers ..I would come back as a chicken!

Posted by Diva Di  on  2010-06-12  at  12:40 AM

Oh my gosh!!! That's amazing!!! I need to find me a man!!! That would be so fun to do!!!

Great job Donna!!

Posted by Aime Hutton  on  2010-06-13  at  01:37 AM

Wow what a clever idea Miss Donna!! Such a unique spin on dealing with those pesky feathers. I hope to read more in the future regarding your Burlesque testimonials.

Posted by Kait  on  2010-06-21  at  05:59 PM

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